Labor Day

Until last weekend passed without incident, I had been putting forward a theory that Bump was a girl and that she was waiting for the Bank Holiday so she could have a long party every year over the Bank Holiday weekend.

I should have realised with Hayley's American connections that it's Labor Day tomorrow, a national holiday. So Bump is waiting for the Bank Holiday after all: but for the wrong country!

I wonder if you can be destined to live in foreign climes from before the day you were born?