And now the weather

Well it’s been very windy round here this weekend. Gale force winds both inside and outside the house!

When we were woken by a bang in the night we thought the wheelie-bin had blown over or the gate had blown shut. After a restless night we were woken by the doorbell. It was the police. Our next door neighbour’s door was kicked in during the night and she was burgled. We felt awful, clearly. Amazingly, and perhaps thankfully, she slept through it!

On a lighter note the indoor gales came from the ever changing innards of my girlfriend. There was substantial belching as well as emissions from the, erm, contrary direction. But to be fair she followed every one with “Excuse me!” And sometimes a guilty giggle.