Apparently I smell... again!

According to Hayley, during pregnancy the mother-to-be's sense of smell is increased 280%. Don't I know this!

Over the past couple of days she has taken to sniffing me again. Last night I ate a whole garlic baguette while she was out. When she came in she pulled a face like I'd climbed out of a sewer and kept me at arms length thereafter.

During the night she disappeared to the spare room, only returning in the morning to spray air freshener around the room as I wandered sleepily downstairs to make porridge. That'll teach me.